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Posted on Fri, Dec. 23, 2005
Cell phone lodged in woman's throatThe Kansas City StarA Blue Springs woman was taken to a hospital emergency room early today after a cell phone became lodged in her throat when she tried to swallow it.

The woman got into an argument with a boyfriend, and when he asked for the cell phone, she gulped it down, said Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department.

"She didn't want him to have it, so she swallowed the phone, or at least she tried to," Decker said.

Police responded to the call about a non-breathing person about 4:50 a.m. in the 3000 block of Southwest U.S. 40, he said. Police arrived and found the 24-year-old woman was having trouble breathing. Her identity was not released.

The woman was taken to the emergency room at St. Mary's Hospital in Blue Springs. She still had the telephone in her throat upon arrival at the hospital, Decker said.

A condition report was not available. But Decker said the woman apparently was going to be OK.

This was the first case of an ingested cell phone for Blue Springs police, he said.

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This made me think of you.
*hands you a barf baggie*

ew.
 
 
 
 
 
 
On the first day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to
me
Histioteuthis
heteropsis
.

On the second day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave
to me
Two cuttlefish,
And
Histioteuthis heteropsis.

On the third day of
Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to me
Three suckers,

Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis heteropsis.

On the
fourth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to me
Four snapping
beaks
,
Three suckers,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis
heteropsis
.

On the fifth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to
me
Grimpoteuthis,
Four
snapping beaks,
Three suckers,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis
heteropsis
.

On the sixth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to
me
Six arms a-flaying,
Grimpoteuthis,
Four snapping
beaks,
Three suckers,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis
heteropsis
.

On the seventh day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to
me
Seven photophores
a-flashing,
Six arms a-flaying,
Grimpoteuthis,
Four snapping
beaks,
Three suckers,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis
heteropsis
.

On the eigth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to
me
Vampyroteuthis
infernalis
,
Seven photophores a-flashing,
Six arms
a-flaying,
Grimpoteuthis,
Four snapping beaks,
Three suckers,

Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis heteropsis.

On the ninth
day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to me
Nine tentacles
strangling,
Vampyroteuthis infernalis,
Seven photophores
a-flashing,
Six arms a-flaying,
Grimpoteuthis,
Four snapping
beaks,
Three ammonites,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis
heteropsis
.

On the tenth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to
me
Ten ammonites,
Nine
tentacles strangling,
Vampyroteuthis infernalis,
Seven photophores
a-flashing,
Six arms a-flaying,
Grimpoteuthis,
Four snapping
beaks,
Three ammonites,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis
heteropsis
.

On the eleventh day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to
me
Eleven Architeuthis,
Ten
ammonites,
Nine tentacles strangling,
Vampyroteuthis
infernalis
,
Seven photophores a-flashing,
Six arms
a-flaying,
Grimpoteuthis,
Four snapping beaks,
Three suckers,

Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis heteropsis.

On the
twelfth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave to me
Twelve inks sacs,
Eleven
Architeuthis,
Ten ammonites,
Nine tentacles
strangling,
Vampyroteuthis infernalis,
Seven photophores
a-flashing,
Six arms a-flaying,
Grimpoteuthis,
Four snapping
beaks,
Three suckers,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis
heteropsis
.

On the thirteenth day of Cephalopodmas,
Cthulhu gave
to me
Thirteen Hapalochlaena,
Twelve
ink sacs,
Eleven Architeuthis,
Ten ammonites,
Nine tentacles
strangling,
Vampyroteuthis infernalis,
Seven photophores
a-flashing,
Six arms a-flaying,
Grimpoteuthis,
Four snapping
beaks,
Three suckers,
Two cuttlefish,
And Histioteuthis
heteropsis.
 
 
 
 
 
 
You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

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Suicide

87%

Disappear

80%

Posion

60%

Bomb

53%

Natural Causes

53%

Disease

47%

Suffocated

40%

Gunshot

40%

Drowning

33%

Eaten

27%

Accident

27%

Stabbed

27%

Cut Throat

7%

How Will You Die??
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Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 34% Dork
For The Record:



A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.



You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.



The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.



Congratulations!





Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST
 
 
 
 
 
 
Animal facts:

- A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
- A snail can sleep for three years.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
- Butterflies taste with their feet.
- Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
- In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
- There are more chickens than people in the world.
- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Other random facts:

- A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
- Almonds are a member of the peach family.
- If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
- Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
- Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
- The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
- There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
 
 
 
 
 
 


Dirty martinis ease the incessant brain squish..



 
 
 
 
 
 
* Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backwards

* Camel's milk doesn't curdle

* If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white

* Shrimp can only swim backwards

*A duck's quack DOES NOT echo.

* Giraffe's have no vocal chords

* Cat's can hear ultrasound

* Elephant's only sleep 2 hours a day

* Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open
 
 
 
 
 
 
Giant Pacific Octopus


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Noël et Bonne Année!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I need to get plutonium for Tom's rocket so I can send my thoughts to far-off destinations.
 
 
 
 
 
 
สัญญลักษณ์, ทุกอย่างเกี่ยวกับ
 
 
 
 
 
 
I found you today.
You didn't know that I was there.
Master of disguise, am I.
It's easy to fade into the landscape when you refuse to exist.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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9. hallucination score: 9
10. benzodiazepines score: 9
11. hydrocodone score: 9
12. dmt score: 9
13. codeine score: 9
14. third plateau score: 9
15. high score: 9
16. 5-meo-amt score: 8
17. hallucinogenics score: 8
18. peyote score: 8
19. pcp score: 8
20. dissassociation score: 8

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Shit happens you can't change.
You have no choice but to deal with it; adapt to it.
Other shit, though, you have the choice and the means
to improve your situation and change things.
That's what you do...
 
 
 
 
 
 
I loathe myself for allowing this thing to manifest and grow beyond my control.
control is a girl's best friend
You allowed me to carry the torch of change for
the past 6.5 years and I have failed [you] miserably.
In failing you I have also failed myself.
Good morning, bright eyes.
Your world is now owned and exquisitely fucked.
The heart will surely spasm and in it we will fall.
I hear the sound of desperate uncertainty in your sigh.
Realizing that you have put your life on hold for an intricate web of lies and manipulations burns to the core.
Swabbing what's left of your diginity from the floor as well as knowing when to take your leave; priceless.

You're like crystal and I am carved of stone.

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